Brown Tesla
Dear Doug,
I am upset that you did away with funding incentives for electric vehicles. The guy down the street has a brown Tesla S and he thinks he’s so cool, and I really want to get one in a nicer colour than his and just stare him down and make him feel like maybe he’s not as perfect and successful and cool as he thinks. Also they’re good for the environment. You can’t choke to death on electric fumes – trust me, I’ve tried!
Sincerely,
Steve B. Steve
a.k.a. The Underthinker